Men in burqa…
Hey take it easy, I am not on an errand of any for/against statement regarding the never-ending issue of women’s rights [though its still unfortunate that men get to decide women’s rights].Its just that I’m badly confused about the privileges granted and the limitations imposed on men under the only religion called MANKIND but having various sub-religions like Hinduism, Islam etc. which are the parents of all possible sorts of discriminations. This might sound strange but the irony lies in its truth and the truth is that each of these sub-religions is bifurcated into two main discriminations:
MEN
WOMEN
Frankly speaking, most of the sub-religions are eventually defying the perpetuation of the myth that men and women must be discriminated i.e. they have started thinking like real humans but there is still a long way to go before we can actually call the world a better place to live in.
Privileges with MEN:
àListless
Privileges with WOMEN:
àLive for the sake of being alive
àReproduce
àRaise children
àSometimes fight for your rights waiting for a certainty that they may be acknowledged some day.
àIF your fights for your rights are acknowledged and you are alive, TRY not to miss the chance of exercising the rights.
Just another extra-ordinary day…
After an hour I would be leaving office that’s an hour before the office timing. So I thought of utilizing these 60mins in doing something mundanely different.
HOT n’ HAPPENNING JOBS: #Tried to reduce the font size of my previous post and increase that of the posts prior to the previous one. [M waiting to hit success and fame though. can somebody help me out with this?]#In order to be happy and interested in the happenings around me I sacrificed boredom and it was indeed a difficult sacrifice!
GOOD JOBS: # Nobly illegal access to the internet.Noble cuz it helped me do some anger management, keep my cool and do away with today’s quota of the frustration of doing NOTHING. Basically some noble deed done towards a frustrated soul before it hits the standards of something more dangerous called sadism. Illegal cuz at office we aren’t permitted to access the internet until we have raised a ticket for it[which I haven’t done so far].
#Had all the beverages available which includes cardamom tea, coffee that come in two types of quantities i.e. ½ cup and full cup. I had once of each quantity-type of both the beverages. I would have had blissful regrets if they provided us with mock-tails [cock-tails for the gents-associates] and pat our backs for doing NOTHING. #Utilized Microsoft Office. #Utilized telephone service [we’re not permitted to do that either but I couldn’t stand the way the non-living creature was acting lifeless]. #Admired the reporting manager for taking so less time [deadly 2 weeks man!] to announce the result of my interview and making me feel like hanging from a very very high pole with olive oil in the palms. Well my RM is surely a “hunk with a bald nut” who is the latest brand ambassador of the “Himesh Reshamiya cap attire”.LESS GOOD JOBS: #Utilized the wash room so that the guys concerned about its cleanliness don’t become jobless. BAD JOBS: #Reached office an hour later than the usual office timing.#Going to leave office an hour earlier than the usual office timing.
Interview @ vacuum company ltd…
The following was written ages back when I was just recruited during campus selection in college. I had written it for a consumer review site called www.mouthshut.com under the category ‘tips for interviews’. Times were really different when I had written it. So much for the sake of business-wait that seems to be an eternity!!!
The HR devil broke the ice.INT: What is it that you would like to say about yourself that you haven’t mentioned in the questionnaire?
ME: [I’ll make it brief] Sir, my hobbies and that includes horse-riding, trekking, moun…
INT: Wow, where did you learn horse-riding? Tell me some of the breeds.
ME: Well Sir, horses are generally categorized as blood type (not group), bree…
INT: I asked you to name some breeds not their categorization. I am quite comfortable with English but Sir, what I wanted to know is that there are numerous programming languages in the market now, so how is it that our profile going to be same under different PLs?
INT:[pointing to the Techy]Sir, please explain…
TECHY: blah blah… [He explained the whole stuff and almost killed me with regret for having asked that question otherwise my interview would have been over by then]
INT: Wokay…it was nice meeting you. All the best.
ME: Thank You Sir. [once to the left,once to the right]. Well, you can guess the result of the interview. I invented so many lies about myself and the things that I did but so much done for as grand as BUSINESS WAIT!!!
Tips to make a woman colleague punctual…
1- Call her at 7:30 if the time to leave for office is 8:30.
2- Call her again at 7:45 to make sure that she has woken up.
3- Call her another time at 8:30 to remind her about the time.
4- Since she would definitely reach at the stop by 8:45, make sure that you reach at 8:46 so that you give her the privilege to scream her lungs out at you for being unpunctual. Mark the development the next day. She would have reached at the stop on time which according to her is 8:44.
5- Never complain about the phone bills in front of her.
6- Reach late at office along with her.
Perseverance with punctuality as a habit is a path to success. If you are still unsuccessful, try unpunctuality!
